Domstolsdumheter

Ok, det här var nog bland det roligaste jag läst på ett tag. En sida som listar massor av dumma saker som sagts, och därmed även dokumenterats, i amerikanska domstolar. Notera att det här faktiskt är riktiga citat, inga skämt skrivna av hollywood-författare eller komiker.

Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

Det mest skrämmande att det oftast är advokaterna som gör bort sig, och inte vittnena, men så har också USA en helvetes massa advokater…

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